She Asked If He Would Remarry

A wife looks at her husband and gently asks,

“Darling, if I passed away, would you ever remarry?”

He pauses thoughtfully. “Eventually, yes. After grieving… I think companionship helps people heal.”

She nods slowly. “And would she live in our house?”

“Well,” he says, “we’ve put so much into this home. I wouldn’t sell it. So yes, she probably would.”

“And would she sleep in our bed?”

He sighs. “It’s a $2,000 bed, practically brand new. It would make sense.”

The wife narrows her eyes slightly. “And would she use my golf clubs?”

Without missing a beat, he smiles and says,

“Oh no, my dear… she’s left-handed.”