A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all.

A frustrated wife constantly complained that her husband spent all his free time at the pub.

One evening, tired of the nagging, he said, “Fine, why don’t you come with me tonight?”

When they arrived, he asked, “So, what’ll you have to drink?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” she replied. “I’ll just have whatever you’re having.”

He nodded, ordered two drinks, and downed his in one quick gulp. His wife watched, then cautiously took a small sip from hers. Instantly, she gagged and spat it out.

“Ugh! That’s disgusting!” she cried. “How can you drink this stuff?”

Her husband grinned and said, “See? And you thought I was out having fun every night!”