One day, little Johnny asked his mom about the hair on her belly, and she told him it was called a “bush.”
Curious, he went to his dad and asked about something he had noticed, and his dad said it was a “snake.”
Later, Johnny asked his mom about her chest, and she said those were her “headlights.”
A few days later, Johnny accidentally walked in on his parents during a private moment and loudly used all the words he had learned.
His parents couldn’t help but laugh but decided it was best to wait until he was older to explain things properly.
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