The Greeter at a Wal-Mart

A man walked into a Wal-Mart, and the Greeter said, “Automotive, aisle 15.”

The man asked, “How did you know I was here to get oil?”

The Greeter replied, “That’s my job.”

Another man walked in, and the Greeter said, “Sporting goods, aisle 28.”

The man asked, “How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?”

The Greeter replied, “That’s my job.”

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The Greeter at a Wal-Mart

A man walked into a Wal-Mart, and the Greeter said, “Automotive, aisle 15.”

The man asked, “How did you know I was here to get oil?”

The Greeter replied, “That’s my job.”

Another man walked in, and the Greeter said, “Sporting goods, aisle 28.”

The man asked, “How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?”

The Greeter replied, “That’s my job.”

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A woman walked in, and the Greeter said, “Tampons, aisle 5.”

The woman said, “No, I’m here for hemorrhoid medicine.”

The Greeter said, “Darn, I missed it by an inch!”


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