An American, a Russian, an Arab, and a Punjabi were deep in conversation

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An American, a Russian, an Arab, and a Punjabi were deep in conversation at an exclusive Antique Collectorsโ€™ Dinner.

American Tycoon: โ€œI have more money than I know what to do withโ€ฆ Iโ€™m going to buy the worldโ€™s 10 rarest pens.โ€

Russian Oligarch: โ€œThatโ€™s nothing. Iโ€™m a billionaireโ€ฆ Iโ€™ll buy the 20 most valuable antique watches.โ€

Arab Prince: โ€œSmall dreams! Iโ€™m royaltyโ€ฆ Iโ€™m planning to acquire the top 50 vintage cars in the world.โ€

They all turn to the Punjabi, waiting for his response.

He calmly sips his whisky, takes a bite of his chicken leg, sets his glass down neatly, leans back with his hands behind his head, and smirks.

Punjabi: โ€œIโ€™m not selling.โ€


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