A Man Soon Regrets the Evening He Spent With a Beautiful Woman

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you were dissatisfied with something you purchased? Perhaps you were even looking for a way to get your money back or at the very least, to get satisfied for the disappointment.

A young man felt this way and it is written down perfectly in a joke. When he agreed to spend the night with a woman for $500, he was also dissatisfied so he decided to do something about it.

Not everything turns out as expected and at times, we may even get surprised when we try to fix something that may or may not need fixing. The man in this joke found that out all too well when he got a reply to his letter.

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.

So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”

On the way to his office, he regretted it and decided it wasn’t worth the price. So, he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note:

“Dear Madam,

Enclosed, find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

It had never been occupied
That there was plenty of heat
That it was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home.

Last night, however, I found it had been previously occupied, that there was no heat, and it was entirely too large.”

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir, first of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is heat if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady!

Please be so kind as to send a check for the full amount of $500, or I’ll be forced to contact your current landlady.

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