A Cop Stops an Elderly Lady for Speeding

 

A cop pulls over a very old lady for speeding and asks for her license and registration. As he examines her papers, he notices she has a concealed weapon permit. Curious, the officer asks if she’s carrying now. She pulls out a .22 caliber pistol from her purse.

Surprised, the officer asks if she has another. She nods and retrieves a snub-nosed pistol from the center compartment.

Amazed, the officer asks, “Are there any more?” She nods again and shows a Colt 45 from the glove compartment.

Finally, the officer asks, “Lady, what in the world are you so afraid of?” She looks him in the eyes and says, “Not a God damn thing.”

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