A Cheating Husband Comes Up with the Perfect Excuse

Infidelity is one of the more difficult things that we may have to face in life. Regardless of which side we happen to be on, it can be difficult and often leads to a lot of stress in a relationship.

What is amazing is the fact that, despite its obvious discomfort for many of us, infidelity is also the subject that often makes us laugh the most. It is behind many good jokes, and that includes the following that we’ve never heard before.

Although you may not laugh if you are in a relationship that involves any sort of cheating, you can stop for a moment and have a good chuckle at the way this lying husband handled things.

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.

Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you.

I’ve been having an affair with my secretary.

I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf!”

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