A police officer pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck overflowing with ducks in the back.
The officer says, “Sir, you can’t just drive around downtown with a truck full of ducks. Please take them to the zoo!”
The old man nods and drives off.
The next day, the officer sees the same truck again—still full of ducks—but now all the ducks are wearing sunglasses.
Frustrated, he pulls the man over and says, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”
The old man grins and replies, “I did! But today, they wanted to go to the beach!”
And here’s the second joke cleaned up just a little:
A police officer in a small town pulls over a man speeding down Main Street.
“But officer, I can explain—” the man starts.
“Save it,” the officer snaps. “You’re spending the night in jail until the chief gets back!”
“But I was just going to say—”
“I said quiet! Into the cell you go!”
Hours later, the officer checks in on him and says, “You’re lucky the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he returns.”
“Don’t count on it,” the man replies. “I’m the groom.”
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