As they walked past the beer fridge, one of them glanced at it and said, “Wouldn’t a cold beer or two be perfect on a warm summer evening?”
The other nun smiled and replied, “It certainly would, Sister, but I wouldn’t feel at ease buying beer. I’m sure it would attract attention at the register.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll manage,” the first nun answered confidently. She grabbed a six-pack and made her way to the checkout.
When the two nuns placed the beer on the counter, the cashier looked visibly surprised.
“We actually use beer to wash our hair,” one nun explained calmly. “At the convent, we call it ‘Catholic shampoo.’”
Without missing a beat, the cashier bent down, pulled out a pack of pretzel sticks, and added them to the bag with the beer.
Looking straight at the nun with a grin, he said, “The curlers are free of charge.” 😄
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