A Farmer Was Driving Down the Highway

A farmer was cruising down the highway with his pig sitting right up front in the truck when a police officer pulled him over.

The officer looked inside and said,

“Sir, don’t you know it’s against the law to ride around with a pig in the front of your truck?”

The farmer scratched his head.

“No, officer, I sure didn’t.”

“Where are you headed?” the cop asked.

“Memphis,” the farmer replied.

The officer sighed. “Alright, I’ll let you off with a warning — but when you get to Memphis, take that pig to the zoo.”

The farmer nodded. “Yes, sir. I’ll do that.”

A few days later, the same officer spotted the farmer driving down the road again — pig still sitting proudly in the front seat. He pulled him over once more.

“I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis!” the officer said.

The farmer smiled and replied,

“I did, officer! We had such a great time, today I’m taking him to the circus!”

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Hope that gave you a good laugh 😄