Little Billy was at the local supermarket with his dad.

After a while, Billy got tired of walking, so his father lifted him up and let him ride on his shoulders.

As they wandered through the aisles, Billy began tugging on his dad’s hair.

His father asked him to stop—once, then twice—but Billy kept pulling.

Finally, losing his patience, the dad snapped,

“Son, stop that right now!”

Billy answered innocently,

“But Daddy… I’m just trying to get my chewing gum back.”