An old man, ninety years old, was sitting on a park bench, crying.

A police officer noticed and walked over. “Sir, why are you crying?”

The old man sniffled and said, “I just married a twenty-five-year-old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we take a walk together. In the afternoon, she prepares a delicious lunch, and we have tea. At night, she cooks an amazing dinner, and we sit together watching TV.”

The officer smiled. “That sounds wonderful! You shouldn’t be crying — you should be the happiest man alive!”

The old man wiped his tears and said,

“I know… I’m crying because I can’t remember where I live!” 😄