Little Johnny’s Classroom Lesson
During class, Little Johnny suddenly let out a loud fart that echoed through the room.
The entire class went silent.
The teacher glared at him and said,
“Little Johnny! What do you say when you do something like that?”
Johnny paused, thinking carefully, then replied,
“Excuse me, ma’am.”
The teacher nodded approvingly. “Good. And what should you do next time?”
Johnny grinned mischievously.
“Hold it in until it’s louder — so everyone knows it wasn’t me!” 😆
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