A 70-year-old man had never been married.
One day, he met a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it was love at first sight. They got married and went to Florida for their honeymoon.
When they returned, a friend asked him,
“So, how was the honeymoon?”
“Oh, it was wonderful,” the man replied. “The sun, the beach—we almost made love every night!”
His friend looked surprised. “At your age? How did you almost make love every night?”
The old man smiled and said,
“Well… we almost made love Monday,
we almost made love Tuesday…”
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