A woman asks her husband during breakfast,
“Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?”
He shakes his head. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not really hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken away my appetite.”
At lunchtime, she checks again.
“How about a bowl of soup, some homemade muffins, or maybe a cheese sandwich?”
He declines once more. “It’s the Viagra,” he says. “It’s completely killed my desire for food.”
By dinnertime, she tries one last time.
“Would you like a juicy steak and some warm apple pie? Or maybe some rotisserie chicken or a tasty stir-fry?”
He refuses again. “No,” he says. “It has to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”
His wife sighs and says,
“Well then, would you mind getting off me? I’m absolutely starving!”
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