Little Freddie’s mother was in the hospital

Little Freddie’s mother was in the hospital, and he was visiting his new brother.
He wandered into an adjoining room, where a woman with a broken leg was sitting.

“Hello,” he said. “How long have you been here?”

“Oh, about a month.”

“Let me see your baby,” he then asked.

“Why, I haven’t a baby,” the woman replied.

“Gee, you’re slow,” said Freddie. “My mama’s been here just two days, and she’s got one.”