JOKE OF THE DAY
A wealthy married man was secretly having an affair with an Italian woman.
One day, she told him she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his marriage or reputation, the man offered her a large sum of money to move to Italy and have the baby in secret. He promised to send financial support until the child turned 18 — as long as she stayed there to raise the baby.
The woman agreed but asked how she should let him know when the baby was born.
To keep things discreet, the man said, “Just send me a postcard and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. When I get it, I’ll handle everything.”
Months later, the man came home to find his confused wife holding a postcard from Italy.
“This is strange,” she said, handing it to him.
He tried to act casual. “Oh, don’t worry, honey. I’ll explain later.”
But as he read the message, his face went white and he fainted.
The card said:
“Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without sauce.” 🍝
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