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An old man called his son, his voice shaking with irritation.“Listen up, kid!” he says. “Your mother and I have decided to end our marriage.” Forty-five years of this suffering is more than sufficient.

The son, taken aback, shouts into the phone.“Dad, what are you saying?”“I’ve had enough of her,” the father continues. “I dread the thought of facing another day with her.” I’m done discussing this, so please reach out to your sister and inform her. Goodbye.

He ends the call.In a frenzy, the son frantically calls his sister.Upon receiving the news, the sister loses her composure.

“No way they’re getting divorced!” she exclaims.Just as expected, she calls her father and raises her voice at him.Read More Below

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