A lazy husband got the ‘fat’ end… Wife: Please help me tidy the garden, honey. Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you?! Wife: “Apologies, honey. Alright, let me fix the bathroom door.
” Husband: Do I appear to be a carpenter? The husband then leaves. Upon returning from his trip, he discovers that the door has been repaired and the garden has been cleaned.
Husband: “I knew my wife would handle this on her own.” Wife: It’s not me. Spouse: so who? Wife: our neighbour Spouse: How much did you pay him? Wife:
No, he just offered me to give him bread or…. you know what! Spouse: I hope you gave him bread! Wife: Do I look like a bakery to you?! The Blonde Joke “Please come over and help me,” a blonde asks her lover over the phone.Read More Below
