{"id":99,"date":"2026-03-08T20:00:29","date_gmt":"2026-03-08T20:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=99"},"modified":"2026-03-08T20:00:29","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T20:00:29","slug":"two-guys-pass-by-a-ranche-in-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"Two guys pass by a ranche in Texas."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As the train passes by a ranch the first guy turns to the second and tells him there are 1,356 cows on the ranch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second guy says, \u201cThat\u2019s amazing! I happen to own that ranch and I know for a fact that I have 1,356 head of cattle. How did you ever figure out the number of cows from a speeding train?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh it\u2019s simple\u201d the first guy replies.&nbsp;\u201cI counted the legs and divided by four.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LoLLL, can you guess the first guy\u2019s hair color?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the train passes by a ranch the first guy turns to the second and tells him there are 1,356 cows on the ranch. The second guy says, \u201cThat\u2019s amazing! I happen to own&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions\/100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}