{"id":63,"date":"2026-03-07T03:58:38","date_gmt":"2026-03-07T03:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2026-03-07T03:58:38","modified_gmt":"2026-03-07T03:58:38","slug":"before-the-trouble-starts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Before the trouble starts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, \u201cPour me a drink before the trouble starts.\u201d<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>The&nbsp;bartender&nbsp;looks puzzled, but pours him a drink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man chugs it and says, \u201cPour me another drink before the trouble starts.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The&nbsp;bartender&nbsp;does and the man downs it as quickly as the first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a few more rounds, the&nbsp;bartendersays, \u201cLook, pal: you\u2019ve had five drinks and all you talk about is \u2018some trouble starting.\u2019 Just when is this trouble supposed to start?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man replies,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cJust as soon as you discover I don\u2019t have the&nbsp;money to pay&nbsp;you for these drinks!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, \u201cPour me a drink before the trouble starts.\u201d The&nbsp;bartender&nbsp;looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The man chugs it and says, \u201cPour&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions\/64"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}