{"id":59,"date":"2026-03-07T01:26:38","date_gmt":"2026-03-07T01:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2026-03-07T01:26:38","modified_gmt":"2026-03-07T01:26:38","slug":"a-native-american-applies-for-a-loan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"A Native American Applies for a Loan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An elderly Native American went to a bank asking for a $500 loan. A bank employee helped him fill out the application.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat will you use the money for?\u201d the banker asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI want to buy silver, make jewelry, and sell it,\u201d the man replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAnd what do you have as collateral?\u201d the banker asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know what collateral is,\u201d the man said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s something valuable that guarantees the loan,\u201d the banker explained. \u201cFor example, do you have a car?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d the man replied. \u201cA 1959 Chevrolet pickup.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The banker shook his head and asked, \u201cMaybe livestock? Do you have cattle?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI have a horse,\u201d the man answered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow old is your horse?\u201d the banker asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not sure,\u201d the man said. \u201cHe has no teeth.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite the unusual answers, the banker believed the man seemed honest and approved the $500 loan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some time later, the old man returned to the bank and handed the banker a stack of bills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHere\u2019s the money I owe you,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The banker asked, \u201cWhat will you do with the rest of your money?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll keep it at home,\u201d the man replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhy not deposit it in the bank?\u201d the banker suggested.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know what a deposit is,\u201d the man admitted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The banker explained, \u201cYou put your money in the bank, we keep it safe, and whenever you need it, you can withdraw it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old man thought for a moment and asked,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDo you have anything you leave with me\u2026 to make sure I give your money back?\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly Native American went to a bank asking for a $500 loan. A bank employee helped him fill out the application. \u201cWhat will you use the money for?\u201d the banker asked. \u201cI want&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/60"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}