{"id":45,"date":"2026-02-25T22:07:42","date_gmt":"2026-02-25T22:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2026-02-25T22:07:42","modified_gmt":"2026-02-25T22:07:42","slug":"two-elderly-men-were-chatting-about-the-frustrations-of-modern-technology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Two elderly men were chatting about the frustrations of modern technology."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cI can never remember my password,\u201d one of them complained. \u201cNo matter what I do, I always forget it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The other man smiled confidently. \u201cThat\u2019s funny \u2014 I never forget mine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cReally?\u201d the first asked. \u201cHow do you manage that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second man chuckled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s simple. I made all my passwords \u2018Incorrect.\u2019 That way, whenever the computer tells me \u2018Your password is incorrect,\u2019 I instantly remember it!\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI can never remember my password,\u201d one of them complained. \u201cNo matter what I do, I always forget it.\u201d The other man smiled confidently. \u201cThat\u2019s funny \u2014 I never forget mine.\u201d \u201cReally?\u201d the first&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/46"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}