A man had a bit too much alcohol at a party and decided to drive home anyway. On the way, a state trooper pulled him over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After failing the sobriety test \u2014 he couldn\u2019t walk a straight line, let alone drive one \u2014 the officer wrote him a ticket. Just as he handed it over, a crash in the opposite lane grabbed his attention, and he rushed off to handle the emergency.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Assuming the officer wouldn\u2019t return, the man quietly drove home and went to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next morning, loud knocking woke him up. Two state troopers stood at his door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAre you Mr. Johnson?\u201d they asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes,\u201d he replied nervously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWere you pulled over on Main Street last night for driving under the influence?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes,\u201d he admitted again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd what did you do after that?\u201d they continued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI drove home and went to bed,\u201d he answered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhere is your car now?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIn my garage.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMay we see it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOf course,\u201d he said, leading them to the garage and opening the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inside\u2026 was the state trooper\u2019s car. \ud83d\ude94<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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