{"id":356,"date":"2026-03-24T14:32:12","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T14:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=356"},"modified":"2026-03-24T14:32:12","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T14:32:12","slug":"a-computer-dating-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"A computer dating service."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested,<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m looking for a spouse. Can you&nbsp;please help me&nbsp;to find a suitable one?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The&nbsp;matchmaker&nbsp;said, \u201cWhat exactly are you looking for?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, and good at&nbsp;singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at&nbsp;home&nbsp;during my&nbsp;leisurehour if I don\u2019t go out. Be able to tell me&nbsp;interesting stories&nbsp;when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The&nbsp;matchmaker&nbsp;entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the result to the woman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The result read,<strong>&nbsp;\u201cBuy a television.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2389\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, \u201cI\u2019m looking for a spouse. Can you&nbsp;please help me&nbsp;to find a suitable one?\u201d The&nbsp;matchmaker&nbsp;said, \u201cWhat exactly are you looking for?\u201d \u201cWell, let me see.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":357,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions\/357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}