{"id":311,"date":"2026-03-21T16:59:08","date_gmt":"2026-03-21T16:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=311"},"modified":"2026-03-21T16:59:09","modified_gmt":"2026-03-21T16:59:09","slug":"sally-goes-to-work-crying-her-eyes-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=311","title":{"rendered":"Sally goes to work crying her eyes out."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Her boss, concerned for his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The blonde replies, \u201cEarly this morning, I got a phone call that my mother had passed away.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, suggests to the young girl, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you go home for the day\u2026 we aren\u2019t terribly busy. Just take the day off and go relax.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sally very calmly states, \u201cNo, I\u2019d be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy, and I have the best chance of doing that here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual.<strong>Read More Below<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her boss, concerned for his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d The blonde replies, \u201cEarly this morning, I got a phone call that my mother had passed away.\u201d The&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":312,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions\/312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}