{"id":282,"date":"2026-03-18T21:41:34","date_gmt":"2026-03-18T21:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=282"},"modified":"2026-03-18T21:41:34","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T21:41:34","slug":"a-priest-and-a-nun-get-lost-in-a-blizzard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=282","title":{"rendered":"A Priest and a Nun Get Lost in a Blizzard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Being exhausted, they prepared to fall asleep. There was a pile of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As a gentleman, the priest said, \u201cSister, you sleep on the bed. I\u2019ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The moment he got zipped up in the bag and was slowly falling asleep, the nun said, \u201cFather, I\u2019m cold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He opened the sleeping bag, got up, took a blanket, and put it on her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once again, he climbed back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and began to fall asleep when the nun said again: \u201cFather, I am still very cold.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her, and got back into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said: \u201cFather, I\u2019m sooooo cold.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This time, he stood there and winked at the woman and smiled. Then he said, \u201cSister, I have an idea. We are here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let\u2019s pretend we\u2019re married.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The nun purred: \u201cThat\u2019s fine with me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To which the priest yelled out: \u201cOkay, so get up and get your own stupid blanket!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Oh, the beauty of marriage!<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwakeupyourmind.net%2Fa-priest-and-a-nun-get-lost-in-a-blizzard.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to fall asleep. There was a pile of blankets and a&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":283,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions\/283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}