A trucker walked into a roadside diner and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ll take three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The new blonde waitress, confused but trying not to show it, asked the cook what that meant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThree pancakes, two sunny-side-up eggs, and two strips of crispy bacon,\u201d he explained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOhhh!\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She served the order \u2014 along with a bowl of beans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat are the beans for?\u201d the trucker asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She smiled. \u201cFigured while you\u2019re waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards\u2026 you might as well gas up!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the Noisy Restaurant<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a crowded diner, a blonde asked the waiter, \u201cWhere\u2019s the ladies\u2019 room?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI can\u2019t hear you!\u201d he shouted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She leaned into his ear and repeated the question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOn the other side!\u201d he yelled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So she walked around, leaned into his other ear, and asked again,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCan you tell me where the ladies\u2019 room is?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Bar Bet<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bob sat next to a blonde at a sports bar just before the 10 PM news. On TV, a man stood on a building ledge, threatening to jump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThink he\u2019ll jump?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI bet he will,\u201d Bob said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ll bet $20 he won\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They put their money down \u2014 and seconds later, the man jumped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She handed over the $20. \u201cFair\u2019s fair.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bob sighed. \u201cI can\u2019t take it. I saw this on the 5 PM news. I knew he\u2019d jump.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She replied, \u201cSo did I\u2026 I just didn\u2019t think he\u2019d do it again.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bob took the money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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