{"id":232,"date":"2026-03-14T20:19:50","date_gmt":"2026-03-14T20:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=232"},"modified":"2026-03-14T20:19:51","modified_gmt":"2026-03-14T20:19:51","slug":"a-farmer-was-driving-down-the-highway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=232","title":{"rendered":"A Farmer Was Driving Down The Highway."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>The cop asked the farmer, \u201cDidn\u2019t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He replied, \u201cNo, I didn\u2019t know that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cop asked the farmer where he was going, and he said, \u201cTo Memphis.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cop said, \u201cI\u2019ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road, and he pulled him over again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The cop<\/strong>&nbsp;said, \u201cI thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And he replied, \u201cI did, and we had so much fun, I\u2019m taking him to the circus.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, \u201cDidn\u2019t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":233,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions\/233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}