{"id":202,"date":"2026-03-13T12:06:19","date_gmt":"2026-03-13T12:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=202"},"modified":"2026-03-13T12:06:19","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T12:06:19","slug":"little-freddies-mother-was-in-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"Little Freddie\u2019s mother was in the hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Little Freddie\u2019s mother was in the hospital, and he was visiting his new brother.<br>He wandered into an adjoining room, where a woman with a&nbsp;broken leg&nbsp;was sitting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHello,\u201d he said. \u201cHow long have you been here?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, about a month.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLet me see your baby,\u201d he then asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhy, I haven\u2019t a baby,\u201d the woman replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGee, you\u2019re slow,\u201d said\u00a0Freddie. \u201cMy mama\u2019s been here just two days, and she\u2019s got one.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"311\" src=\"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/haha.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/haha.jpg 400w, https:\/\/dailystori.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/haha-300x233.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Freddie\u2019s mother was in the hospital, and he was visiting his new brother.He wandered into an adjoining room, where a woman with a&nbsp;broken leg&nbsp;was sitting. \u201cHello,\u201d he said. \u201cHow long have you been&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":204,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions\/204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}