{"id":192,"date":"2026-03-13T02:32:50","date_gmt":"2026-03-13T02:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=192"},"modified":"2026-03-13T02:32:50","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T02:32:50","slug":"when-husbands-get-too-clever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"When Husbands Get Too Clever"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>One evening, a husband\u2014feeling a little too confident for his own good\u2014decided to tease his wife.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,\u201d he chuckled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cCould take a few inches off your backside!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cue the awkward silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His wife, however, was not one to let such comments go unanswered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer for a fresh pair of underwear, a mysterious puff of powder burst into the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He coughed and blinked. \u201cWhat the heck?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAPRIL!\u201d he called out, holding the underwear at arm\u2019s length. \u201cWhy is there talcum powder in my boxers?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>From the bathroom, his wife called back sweetly: \u201cOh, honey\u2026 that\u2019s not talcum powder. It\u2019s Miracle-Gro.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One evening, a husband\u2014feeling a little too confident for his own good\u2014decided to tease his wife. \u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,\u201d he chuckled. \u201cCould take a few inches off&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":193,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions\/193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}