{"id":123,"date":"2026-03-09T17:07:52","date_gmt":"2026-03-09T17:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=123"},"modified":"2026-03-09T17:07:52","modified_gmt":"2026-03-09T17:07:52","slug":"jay-calls-up-the-doc-at-2-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"Jay calls up the doc at 2 AM."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Jay calls up the doc at 2 AM.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDoc, my wife is having severe abdominal pain. I think it\u2019s her appendix.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat nonsense!\u201d says the doc sleepily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI took out your wife\u2019s appendix two years ago. Go back to sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Five minutes later, the phone rings and it\u2019s Jay again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDoc, I\u2019m sure it\u2019s her appendix.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh God!\u201d the doctor groaned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDid you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo\u2026,\u201d says Jay. \u201cBut I\u2019m sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife..!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/w2.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2389\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Comment your answer below\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jay calls up the doc at 2 AM. \u201cDoc, my wife is having severe abdominal pain. I think it\u2019s her appendix.\u201d \u201cWhat nonsense!\u201d says the doc sleepily. \u201cI took out your wife\u2019s appendix two&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":124,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions\/124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailystori.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}