Birds of a feather flock together, as the saying goes, and we can see evidence of this in many aspects of life. One way we see it is in terms of certain classes of individuals.
Those who are well-off tend to associate with other well-off people, whereas those who are impoverished do the same.
It’s just something that seems to come naturally, but when a group of individuals gets together, it can be strange and even amusing.
That is seen in the following joke about a redneck man who attends a party with his wealthy neighbors.
A filthy rich Florida man invites all of his friends and neighbors to a pool party in his mansion’s backyard.
He also welcomes Leroy, the neighborhood’s only redneck. Leroy was enjoying himself by drinking, dancing, eating BBQ, and flirting with all the women.
After a few hours of partying, the host said, “I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in the pool.”
The words had only left his mouth when there was a huge splash. Everyone turned around to see Leroy in the pool!
The water was churning and splashing everywhere as Leroy fought the gator. Leroy was poking it in the eyes, punching it, and attempting to strangle it.
He eventually succeeded and left it floating in the pool as he gently climbed out. The observers looked at him with surprise.
Finally, the host declares, “Well, Leroy, I guess I owe you a million dollars.”
“No, that’s OK. “I don’t want it,” Leroy says.
“I have to give you something, you won the bet,” the rich man adds. “How about a million dollars?”
“No thanks,” Leroy responds, “I don’t want it.”
“I insist on giving you something,” the host says. Would you like a new Porsche, a Rolex, and some stock options?”
Leroy declines once more.
“Well, Leroy, then what do you want?” the man asks, perplexed.
“What I want is the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!” adds Leroy.
Here are some more jokes for you
The Misguided GPS
Lost in Translation
I told my GPS that I want to go to the gym. It replied, “Left,” so I turned left. Then it said, “Right,” so I turned right. After a while, it sighed and said, “Forget it, just go straight to the donut shop!”
The Musical Astronaut
Space Serenade
Why did the astronaut break up with his piano? Because it couldn’t hold a note in zero gravity! Now he’s looking for a keyboard that’s out of this world.
The Intelligent Lightbulb
Bright Ideas
Why did the intelligent lightbulb refuse to work? It was fed up with being dimmed down by all those “bright” ideas!
The Vegetable Conference
Salad Symposium
I attended a conference for vegetables, but it turned out to be a total mess. The corn kept interrupting the peas, the lettuce was just leafing through its notes, and the celery couldn’t stop stalking the carrot!
The Time-Traveling Barber
Trimmed Timelines
I went to a barber who claimed he could cut hair in the past, present, and future. He gave me a great haircut, but now I’m stuck with a mullet in the 22nd century!
The Haunted Computer
Byte Night
I tried to scare my computer by telling it a ghost story, but it just responded, “Booting up…”. I guess it takes more than spooky tales to give a computer a fright!
The Sassy Coffee Mug
Caffeine Chronicles
My coffee mug has become really sassy. Every morning, it gives me a sarcastic remark like, “Oh great, another day of adulting. Have fun with that.”
The Sneezing Library Book
Achoo Adventures
I borrowed a book from the library, and every time I sneeze, it opens to a different page. I think it’s trying to tell me that my reading choices are contagious!
The Philosophical Parrot
Quotable Companion
I got a parrot that’s a philosophy enthusiast. It spends all day asking profound questions like, “If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around to hear it, is it still squawking?”
The Quantum Cat
Feline Physics
My cat has been reading up on quantum mechanics. Now, every time I try to find her, she’s in a state of superposition – simultaneously on top of the fridge and under the couch!
