A man and his wife attend a high school reunion.

When it comes to country music, there is no one more glamorous than Reba McEntire. She was an instant hit with audiences everywhere in the late 1970s, when she first walked the stage.

At the wife’s high school reunion, a man who appeared to be quite intoxicated was slouched across the table from a married couple.

The wife inquired, “Do you know that woman?”

The wife’s answer was “yes,” and the husband confirmed it. That’s my former flame,” he said. After we split up, she immediately began drinking and hasn’t stopped.

She simply said, “Good lord,” and the husband was stunned. “I had no idea you could party for so long.”

More hilarious jokes follow.

The Buzz About Bee Language

The bee enrolled in language classes, but why?

Because it was interested in picking up the jargon and contributing more to the general discourse of the hive.

Gnomes for a Zen Garden

The Zen garden gnomes’ motivation for forming a meditation club.

For the simple reason that they were seeking gnome enlightenment in the broadest conceivable sense.

Hidden Treasure Chart

A map with a riddle on it led a pirate to buried treasure: “Between the palm trees where the moon and sun meet, dig for riches.” He worked all day in the dirt, got a blister, and then realized it was all for a palm reading.

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