A blonde is swimming in a river.
A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?”
She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”
The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?”
The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.”
Related Posts
Trump: ‘We’re Gonna Take’ Panama Canal Back Or ‘Something Very Powerful Will Happen’
The United States will retake the Panama Canal, according to President Donald Trump, or “something very powerful is going to happen.” The president, who claimed that China…
URGENT: “HIGH ALERT IN USA FOR NEXT FEW HOURS” Prophecy Fulfilled?
It began on January 1, 2025, when three catastrophic attacks occurred within hours of each other, immediately following an eerie display of lightning strikes illuminating the sky….
Supreme Court 8‑1 Ruling: A Landmark Victory for Government
In a stunning and highly anticipated decision, the U.S. Supreme Court delivered an 8‑1 ruling that reinstates a key federal anti‑money laundering law—an outcome hailed by proponents…
Pope Francis facing early stages of kidney failure
Pope Francis, 88, continues to battle a serious health crisis as he remains hospitalized at the Gemelli University Hospital in Rome. The Vatican has confirmed that the…
Trump Achieves Record Approval Rating as Poll Shows Widespread Support for His Policies.
Despite a chaotic start that included mass firings of government employees, skyrocketing egg prices, a volatile stock market trend, and the escalating tariff wars being waged on…
GOP Plans to Formalize January 6th Investigation with New Committee
House Speaker Mike Johnson has promised to formally establish a new committee to investigate the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol. This new committee, led…