Funny (dirty) Joke: A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

“What’s up?” he says.“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,…

“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” Read More Below

 

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