Terrific shape

A 60-year-old man went for a check-up, and the doctor said he had the body of a 35-year-old. The doctor asked, “How old was your father when he died?”

The man replied, “Did I say he was dead?” He added that his father, 82, still skis and surfs regularly.

The doctor then asked about his grandfather. The man responded, “Did I say he was dead?” His grandfather, 106, skis and surfs too, and is getting married next week.

The doctor asked, “Why would a 106-year-old want to get married?” The man simply replied, “Did I say he wanted to?”

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