Two months ago, my wife sat down beside me, looking serious. She said, “Don’t be mad,” and I immediately knew something was wrong.
She hesitated and then confessed, “I’ve done something. It’s bad.” My heart raced as she opened her laptop and showed me an audio file on Spotify.
It was a recording of my snoring, labeled strangely, and it had gone viral with 40,000 listeners. My wife explained it was just meant to be a funny thing shared with a few friends, but it blew up unexpectedly. I was confused, a little mortified, but also slightly amused.
Despite the shock, I couldn’t stay mad at her. She genuinely regretted it, and I knew we’d laugh about it one day. For now, I just needed time to process that my snoring had become an internet sensation.
