Moments When a Swift Comeback Saved the Day

What is it that makes a joke funny? This may be something that is different from one person to another, but basically, it comes down to the surprise that happens when we get to the punch line.

Of course, it isn’t only an unexpected twist that makes us laugh, it is also the fact that the story is there and many of us enjoy the story just as much as the humor at the end.

When you have a joke that puts everything together, it can really be just what we need to put a smile on our faces. That is what you will experience in the following joke, along with a bonus joke so you will laugh even more.

Late one night, a husband sent a text to his wife, requesting her to wash his dirty clothes and prepare his favorite dish before he returned home.

Surprisingly, there was no reply.

Unfazed, he sent another text, informing his wife about an increase in his salary and his plans to buy her a new car.

The shocked wife responded with, “OMG, really?”

To which the husband cleverly replied, “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”

The husband’s quick thinking added a playful twist to their conversation.

JOKE 2

In another story, a man arrived home to find his wife of ten years packing her bags. Confused, he asked where she was going.

His wife confidently replied, “I’m going to Las Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”

Surprised by her revelation, the man pondered for a moment and then decided to pack his own bags.

When his wife inquired about his actions, he responded, “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”

His unexpected response left his wife speechless.

JOKE 3

In yet another encounter, a little old lady patiently waited for a parking spot in a crowded lot.

However, a young man in his new red Mercedes zoomed past her and parked in the very spot she had her eyes on. Feeling upset, the elderly woman confronted the man, saying, “I was going to park there!”

The man, displaying a smart-aleck attitude, replied, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”

This witty comeback highlighted the generational difference and left the old lady with a chuckle.

 

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